Problem testing

Love

Show me yr love.U can do it in many ways,like kissing…hugging with he/she/someone that U care about, cooks for them (sometimes) ,join their activities.Or !…if U are rich,U can give them supplement Credit cards for them to scrap,give yr friends supprises,even U can sleep with them if U feel sleepy after jobs (house cleaning) is done (In different beds & rooms,don’t make dirty thinking…!!)

U can also tell them jokes to make them happy (simple,easier, & cheaper) .But I have found another way to express my love for the person that I care…(How ?) Have U heart that,U can smell something through net,with the product that is called ”Nose”,like flowers,meals’ smells etc…I use the most natural ways to do it.(we don’t know what components they have used to make us feel really smell something,some of them may feel allergy on it.)

I make some “musical” fart,& recording into my album (Really…?! No doubt)

If they feel smelly (they may scold U,smackdown on U,give U a “Give me 5 (Slap)” on yr face… ,/screw on U too) .So, no matter what’s the timing/wherever U are,they’ll still remember U,& the “loves” that U gave them (maybe for a decade).That’s why those memories is important for human beings (even for animals).Some animals smell something on the ground to makesure,whether those places is belonging to other kinds of animals (like acknowledging them with Msn: “If U come over to my place,I ‘ll acid U with my “Special make” toxic pees somemore.”). Like that I think.

Even when we get dreaming,sometimes we feel heats from our parents/friends/relatives that has being gone,we felt that they are still alive/around us…Since,it is just a dream... (Do U agree with my concepts?)

Heats is important (No heat,No air,No lives…) That’s why I fart…

Uncle

Today I’m happy .Nothing happens actually… ( Nope,not b’cos I’m off tomorrow (Sat) ),just I meet my relative,& an Unknown Uncle (already retired)。


For next few days I’m getting rest.So I would just staying at home,& “Refill” my engine.When I look at him,I feel that He…is a man …neither a “Superman” nor “ an Ultakman (Ultraman),he is just a guy (Retired Soldier) with his wife, cooking meals for customer。


What I like to discuss about him is…,he likes to be friends with customers.Talk funny2 stories,that he may/had heart/experienced b4。 (Sounds nothing for this historical guy)


Although we haven’t talked about his histories,he told me about his lifes in America.Taking airplanes flying here & there,is just like having daily buses for work.Really…!! ( B’cos flying is faster than driving for travel,at least no traffic jam up there… )


Just kidding。。。 (m_m)

I like chatting with these guys & girls,U ‘ll find out lots & lots of stories…images comes out from what they have experienced.Some of these stories may let U know about their lifestyles between us & them。



Want to know what we are talking about.Meet me in the next Episode。。。

Chinese New Year

祝您发财身体好 财神陪您睡懒觉
虎年记得别乱跑 免得被逼吃药膏
爆竹乱跳舞高超 肉干来临病就好
有人陪伴是最好 只怨苍蝇在唠叨
祝妈的爸的安康


DD 09/02/10




Wish U all get wealthy & healthy.
Hope that yr lucks is be with U,till U get sleepy.


Remember ! Don’t simply go out for travels during the year of “Tiger”.
Avoidance of being having injuries ‘’ll be better.


Feels happy watching fire-crackers dancing,is it ?
U ‘ll feel better,when U get fine,& no more sickness arounds U later on. (getting regards)


It is good when somebody is being with U.
But sometimes it’s quite annoying when they ‘re over complaints.






Wish mother & father,happy & feel good.

Care

All the time we have/had/we may just received letters & cards,either from business kinds (Statements,Loans,Receipts,Acknowledgments,Drafts,& so on…),/festivals (Wedding,Christmas,Valentines,New Years) .How long have U been not receiving such letters & cards (postcards) from yr friends,relatives/someone that U didn’t meet for so long? Most of us don’t get realize about the popularization of letters & cards,that has being used,& still use it for decades & decades (New items come out,. (B’cos we are now using the fastest & better ways :e-mailing,SMS,MMS,friendstel,faceboot,Hi-?,twinkle…) ,just like children nowdays knowing about the branded mobile phones come out lately,but for house phone/telephones,they may think those things are just an antiques.


I would like to write a letter for the people that I care,& I hope they care me too,& reply my letter.It’s just a few words,but those words are more valuable than rubbish mails in our mailbox…ever :












Hello.














How are U going ?
( 近来可好 ? )












I hope U still remember me… ,and um… um…
( 希望你还记得我。。。还有就是。。。)












Are U still getting breath ? Not yet dying ??? !
( getting concern about each other )
( 口头禅 )












U had better remember me (my face,my dielects,my shapes)
最好把我给记在您的脑海里 ( 我的长相，谈吐腔调，或者是我的体型 )












Because I don’t remember who am I anymore.Could U please tell me…!!!
( Parkinson disease )
( 您还记得我是谁 ? 请您告诉我好吗 ? )
































( am I Ucion06 ???)






































































It is just an example...Thanks for yr concern.










(Don't try these actions,no matter where U are...!!)

High Incomes

One of my friend sent us a result of: (Incomes = Anxious).
Let me reply her Q : (Chinese Version-07/01/10)


每个人都有烦恼 ，但这并不意味着 ( 收入= 烦恼 )




当你做CEO/( 老板) ，当上GM/SM (经理)
基本上你已经把大部份的工作( 文件)交给下属
不仅不愁吃，不愁穿，不愁开支
不担心迟到薪水被扣，更不愁计划去哪儿玩
唯一愁的就是，顾客乃给你脸色看
没人逼你工作到三更，家式上班族也一样 (unless 你是个工作狂)
CCTV能让你晓得工人是否还在mamak 档。。。(Toilet不算)
有问题还可问管理层“保安“ ，用MSN跟随就OK 。。。
公司有难，还有很多CEOs帮你挡一挡
老板就是酱胖 ！出来的咯。。。(8%-Smallest/100)




当你当上经理位职，当主任
向往几项有素质的管理方式
找几Pallets帮得上忙的下属，有效地解决下属纠纷
只要样样能ON THE ROAD
哪怕还担心JPJ人员向你讨KAPI，给你中SAMAN。。。？ (58%-Medium /100)




当你是资深秘记，书记，拿千八千二两
坐在办公室，冷气热得像BBQ那样。。。！
工作做不来，让山上的主任 “嚼“
不爽还可向家人比手划脚
拗来拗去，跟唱R & B有模有样。。。没什么两样
老母鸡听了，总是PATTERN出到完
睡个好觉，明天照常上班
家家事务还需“您“老人家来管
你说人生活到酱。。。惨不惨。。。？(78%-Large /100)




工人薪水低，买粒鸡蛋都有难
每逢嘉节贷款期，希望有人可以帮一帮
工作不用脑，按部就班。。。老人痴呆症一来临，众多医生专才都帮不上忙
(常用脑的人也会得这一种病)
所以老养院越建，规模越大，因太多不孝子女说：没金钱，没时间去管
(以后就只能躺在棺材里，牢在坟墓/陶器里，给人摆) (98%-XLarge /100)




没收入，没经济负担，没亲朋戚友的人最惨
死后还担优有没有人去管，他/她的宠物。。。(100%-XXLarge /100)
















再看看。。。！ ( 收入越高= 烦恼越多 。。。？)

Piano

Something is really touching me,on that day (01/01/10,5:00pm) my parents & I have gone for shopping.We went into 1 of the dress shop in shopping centre,Something came out at that moment,it is a sound of music.Actually I thought that sound was came out from someone’s recorder/radio station’s recording listing.Later on while I choose some clothes in that shoplot.I realized that someone is playing piano,with her 10 thin fingertips & 2 legs (not too late…).That girl is quite pretty…long hair,she has eyes,ears,nose mouth & her beautiful’s name…Ms.Lee…B’cos of that day,we have opportunity to listen to her musics.& I took some of her pictures 2,while she was playing piano.

What a wonderful & happy new year.

Fly

(Dated on 04/01/10,10:00PM) I’m driving through a road cross-over,which nearly to my home ,some illustration scenes come out from my mind.I have seen my lovely car,& I myself flying into the sky, (How can !!!) at night.

Feel so free,just like U’ll reach some place at last (Final Destination,GhOST Whispered…,Reapers).But later on,my dream crushed,b’cos I believe I can fly,right?I really fly into MIB’s movies & I saw Mr.Men In Black,the Smith what…?He called me to take turn b4 I reached there (70,000 Trillion of numbers is still waiting) .& he told me don’t wasting time at here, still have lots & lots of things waiting me to do.B4 I turned back into my reality,1 word came out from his mouth: Drive Safe.Don’t get dreaming while doing something… !!Very dangerous U know… (it is already 3 words…hoho) & I just drive safely,& getting back home afterwards.

Hokkien Exam Paper... Zhia-Lat lor..

This is what I have received from my friend.
No matter whether U understand this/not,just enjoy this journey:




O Levels Hokkien Exam Paper
-Instructions: 1. Read the passage carefully
2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.
3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !




Section A: Orrler Exemination (60 marks)
-Question:
Singlelella why become rich ?




-Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singlelella.
-She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.
-Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.
-Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.
-If her sister say lia kar zhua, she lia...pun.




-Dai ji zho kah liau2,jin tau-hin.
-Pension poon boh.




-But then, kay pia eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.
-So he say, 'oeh, long chong lai lah.'




-Singlelella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say, 'Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru uh sisters eh standard.'




-Then Singlelella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.
-Tap pi how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.




-That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Udon mee.
-Her neighbour came over and ask, 'Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?'
-So Singlelella kong, 'I-wan, lau-bu gong buay-sai, so boh pian.'
-She never expect but the neighbour say, 'Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money.'




-So Singlelella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.
-She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock.
-At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all long boh sui one.




-Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.




-Just as Ah Ming told himself, 'Aiyah see-pek zhia-lat', Singlelella came in later on.
-Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.
-'Wah-lau eh, see-pek heng liao, chee kor buay pai.'
-Ah Ming say to Singlelella, 'eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!'
-Singlelella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there,si-pek ham-sap,liam kay-pia tiao-bu eh char bor pun ai ham-sap lor...
















-But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.
-He become ghost and tell Singlelella all the good 4D number.




-So after that Singlelella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tio tau-pio, zhit-bak ban.
-So she pay back the kay-pia eh lau-kay-poh and then ga kee cho sen-lee.
-Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.












-Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien....
-A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly.
Hokkien eh sai, bo bun duay.




-A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly.
zhia lat lor...




-E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball.
Liao bun, mai ka lang gong your Hokkien very expert hoh...




-F9. Don't understand rating.
Kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong sia mi?

Blind? (Yr Heart)

We always talking about many people dying /get diseases caused by lacking of foods & medical treatments to get survives,like in Africa,& some places in India as we know,right? (Keep donating & make charity events) but !!Do we miss out some incidents that happen surrounding us.(Politic issues…?,Crimes…?/Any site effects having constructed with nuclears’ technologies?) Um…those issues had being “touched” by many reporters….So,I’d like to “touch“ for those incapable/abnormal peoples' issues. (blind people).


Just a simple Q ,”Do U realize about they appearances ?”
(Yes…?No? /No idea?)


Most of us (in shopping centres,spas,travels…etc) having plenty of troubles taking cares of ourselves.Since…,we got eyes…,ears…,nose… & mouth,both hands & legs that helping us…(even the holes in our ears & nose…&...).Luckily we own our spirits, brains & bloods (like fuels) functioning our body languages,& make them operate as good as what we wanna be (even able for Moon Walk dancing).What about them?(Who?) Have we seen them,hanging around shopping centres for such a long period?Some of us even can’t reach them,b’cos they need strength & more energy to avoid the possibilities of being robbed/hear crowd noises in public & so fort...There may just hanging around some places where they can concentrate on their studies/works/rest somehow (libraries,pantry).


That’s why the Government (supporter)/Non-gov.associations are trying to get the facilities on behalf of those people,helping them hanging around somewhere (just like us) without any concern.Maybe caused by different policies/dept. in-charging for the facilities,facilitates constructed seemed not helping,while let them having much more problems than what they hoped.(eg.“Yellow dotted-lines/diameters square roadsigns’ facilities” (I don’t know what they called it.[Named Yellow Trip])constructed “them”among the outsider phonecalls/wires which supports the lighting poles…/no way roads.)Signs that makes them recognize the places where they have gone through,somehow certain people use/having used their facilities for their own good (businesses,parked their motorcycles ,seemed U “Own” that place over there…).& Most of them not realize/ don’t care about it.Please… don’t steel their facilities,& have such kind of minded.They are same like us 2 (too).


Someday,somehow U yrself/person that U recognize having such kinds of incapabilities,what’ll be rolling in yr mind? (Why are they so irresponsible for their such silly behaviours!)If they can,I guest they wanted to be as “King of Fighter”,fight for their rights & priorities.However...don’t try using yr “Blind I pees” to sympathize these people,or else they’ll let U having their lovely “cyclone eye shocks”,“Hulk” U like a ball…”Spidering U”,& send U to the Mars with “Doraemon express” (cheap & safe).Or showing their “So lamb Kungfu with Upgrading Version 2.0” for second battle.(Where is the 1st battle...?)
(U'll find it)


(Don’t let them down,they need a lots of job kinds & opportunities)
Arigato...