Hokkien Exam Paper... Zhia-Lat lor..

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O Levels Hokkien Exam Paper
-Instructions: 1. Read the passage carefully
2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.
3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !




Section A: Orrler Exemination (60 marks)
-Question:
Singlelella why become rich ?




-Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singlelella.
-She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.
-Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.
-Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.
-If her sister say lia kar zhua, she lia...pun.




-Dai ji zho kah liau2,jin tau-hin.
-Pension poon boh.




-But then, kay pia eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.
-So he say, 'oeh, long chong lai lah.'




-Singlelella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say, 'Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru uh sisters eh standard.'




-Then Singlelella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.
-Tap pi how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.




-That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Udon mee.
-Her neighbour came over and ask, 'Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?'
-So Singlelella kong, 'I-wan, lau-bu gong buay-sai, so boh pian.'
-She never expect but the neighbour say, 'Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money.'




-So Singlelella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.
-She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock.
-At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all long boh sui one.




-Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.




-Just as Ah Ming told himself, 'Aiyah see-pek zhia-lat', Singlelella came in later on.
-Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.
-'Wah-lau eh, see-pek heng liao, chee kor buay pai.'
-Ah Ming say to Singlelella, 'eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!'
-Singlelella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there,si-pek ham-sap,liam kay-pia tiao-bu eh char bor pun ai ham-sap lor...
















-But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.
-He become ghost and tell Singlelella all the good 4D number.




-So after that Singlelella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tio tau-pio, zhit-bak ban.
-So she pay back the kay-pia eh lau-kay-poh and then ga kee cho sen-lee.
-Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.












-Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien....
-A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly.
Hokkien eh sai, bo bun duay.




-A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly.
zhia lat lor...




-E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball.
Liao bun, mai ka lang gong your Hokkien very expert hoh...




-F9. Don't understand rating.
Kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong sia mi?