来呀 !!!

Author :幽闲助威06
DD (25/04/10)




天气真热！！！热得快闷死人了。。。！　


来呀，来呀！大家快来买水呀，不买就没了。。。


我要！我要！全都卖给我。。。！！！


一公升的水卖多少？


5百元。。。！！！


好，我全都要！！！


（只剩500公升）




请注意 ：水的源头原至咱们粪池里的水，是经过多次、重复又重复地过滤之后，才能把得来不易的500公升水源，而能喝的水送到你们的手里。。。自来水并不来自于水龙头，它来自我们所居住的河流及海洋。而这些资源已经严重地被人类破坏，且还在迅速地恶化之中。。。




这并不好笑！当我们尚有天然资源、再生能源、随手可得的，且容易到只需扭转我们家里的水龙头时，人类却不珍惜。洗衣刷牙时不仅没把水龙头关上，还让它白白的流失。白天或黑夜，灯光照得亮亮地，怕别人不晓得他们家户付得起水电费，几千元算得了什么！！！吃东西也一样，明明知道自己胃口小，吃不了很多菜饭。。。偏偏就因自己付了钱，认为不拿白不拿，浪费了食物也是应该的心理，多拿一些，到最后小贩们都把吃剩的饭菜丢回给垃圾场去，有些对浪费食物，且觉得可惜的小贩们，还会把顾客吃剩的饭菜喂猫狗，虽然不能说为环保出一份力量，但总比放在垃圾场，或街道上让寄生虫诞生的好。。。




（我觉得人类都很自私，为了自己生存和快乐，把他们所认为“应该的”道理，任何不人道的道理！通通建立在别人的痛苦上。灌饱鹅鸭，才能制成的鹅鸭肝啦、吃猫狗肉啦、吃野味啦、鱼翅、血淋淋且活生生的海狗肉、甚至为了美容，连孩子出世的胎盘都能制成美容护肤品，卖给消费者，而那些嫌有钱没屎干的“有钱人”以为这些产品能延长他们的青春期、时尚感，因品牌的见证，纷纷踊跃地去购买，且让他们却不觉得有任何的罪恶感，就因为有品牌公司的“包装”，不让他们看到未成品，或血淋淋的画面，只因他们有需求，公司才能赚钱。）




就像我所说的，别以为你小小的举动救不了咱们的地球，任何人只要不买矿泉水，不用保利笼纸袋，少外包，少用塑料袋，少开冷气，不浪费任何物品，垃圾分类，不随便乱丢垃圾及丢弃物品，望我所预料会发生的事件，不会发生，一旦事情发生了，病症、饥荒及恐慌将会一一来临，到时候不只是欠缺水源粮食那么简单，以现在２０１０年４月之间全球性所发生的火山爆发，水灾，地震事件已经上映，恐怕到时还会上映多场原始人人杀人，人食人为了喝血解渴而得到生存的画面。以前人类吃的是大鱼大肉，未来的人则是自相残杀。真好笑！！！






（看未来的预言）

叫我如何-再恨你？

想想 - 过去无数世，
我们曾是情如手足的兄弟 ` 父亲 ` 或夫妻。
那时，我们如此的亲近，
如今亲眼看着你，走进无止的苦海里，
叫我如何 - 再恨你？




Think about that once upon a time.




Our relationships (for decades & decades) could be as brothers, as a father…/even we were being as husband & wife.




At that time,we were so close.


But now seeing in my eyes.Since U have choosen joining the “Non-turning back” highways .I couldn’t force myself hating U anymore.












(This article is written for those people,who died for overhead drugging)

可爱的世界

可爱的世界不再美丽。
千疮百孔的地球，住满天屎面孔的恶魔。
勾心斗角已是人之常情，说真话人们却恨死你，
问良心值多少俩？值钱的乃丑恶之心！




Beautiful world seems not pretty some more.




All places around the world are staying lots & lots of “Sheets”,But! They ‘ll show their best part of “personalities” for U.
(Just for U,seems “U” are being reserved,like an VIPs for them)




Havin conflicts of problems is just like a daily’s activities for some people. (No Conflicts,no news ,& no funs)




And if ,U tell the truth of problems facing during the meetings,colleagues may hit U with their lovely “Voice“ ( Complaints & complaints, getting U “Smackdown” some more ) .
(They may need to solve its after U show “them” out,instead of leave it just like that)






So,what do think about the values of be “Honest & Being a Good Person”.What is yr choice for getting a bad “Status/Personality” / a “Pure & loving Heart” ?




(But most bad people can really survive much more longer,than good person,is that right? B’cos they always changed their personalities,by “Transform Us”.


(Can become constructors/office workers/any kinds of faces they want to show U. )

我很快乐

我很快乐，没忧愁，没烦恼；
我有手也有脚，给我一亿元也不卖掉。
啊！ 我就这样富有起来。。。
看着烦恼，向它笑笑，
我知道，再惨也不会，无手无脚。


I’m happy,since I have no problems in anything .
(Anxious/getting stress,kinds of problems like that)


It is b'cos I have my hands & legs,U won’t have it,even U give me so much of “Sheets”。(Unless I really want to give up/U got auctions from somewhere...)


Still …,I feel so wealthy in my lifes.
(At least I don’t need helps,if I wanna go pee)

Looking at those “troubles”,I would smile at “Them”,& say “Bye,bye,bye…”


B’cos I know,no matter how worst am I in my lifes,I still have “my body”.


(Cost cheapest,but valuable)
It is 5,000,000:1
(5,000,000 units of Sperm,1 unit of Ovary)




Can someone "Expertise" make a statement about my "Research"???

青春又没力

你青春又没力，男人都想娶你。
你英俊又潇洒，世界小姐都想嫁你。
青春不敌岁月长，年华老去皱脸皮。
哪怕美若天仙的西施下凡，老后阿公阿婆都一样。




U are so…cute, & non-energetics.Still men always wanted to marry with U.




U are getting smart & be polite, wemen around the world would like to be married with U.
( Maybe someone in universe not think that,who knows ??? )




Since,energetic,& cuties won’t be longer during our lifestyles. We still getting older then.




Even when the beauty & the bean combine together,we still can get U a yummy “Ice Kacang”. (Dissert)


(Meaning it is all same,no one has priorities of getting beauties all the time)






And U ‘d still memorize yr husband/husbands’ faces (incase U have),once they'd lost their tooth.

Earth gets illness

Author :幽闲助威06
DD (26-30/05/07)






我不爱看书，因为…看了就输！看了就输！(很Suei 的…) ，我反而喜欢看漫画，看电视，看三…(别以为三你就认为是那个三…)哪个三?那个三咯…！哪个三嘛?就是那个…你自己慢慢想吧！我喜欢看本，(在“我们仨”的节目里，有人因华人不喜欢书[输]的原因，才将它另称为本[本钱的意思] 。我无所谓，反正我不沉迷于赌，也不pantang 这些。就因为我不迷信！中学时期，我为了想尝试看到幽灵！半夜12点正[家人已入眠的状况]骑着脚踏车到学校门口，爬进校园里！当时校园隔外的礼堂，还有人在打羽球。校园里漆黑一片，只有少量的灯光从礼堂外的路灯照着。我不管三七二十四！沿着食堂那里走向楼梯那儿(喂！有点不对劲lea…[Sorry！二十一才对])一想上那梯子！(Close already)不回家也不行啦。(我不只是想看幽灵而已，当天下课后，我忘了拿肥皂回家做雕刻，明天赶着交功课啦…[不会在家里拿块肥皂雕刻mea? ?之后呢?]美术老师说后天才交课业，幸好…[幽灵呢?]当然没看见啦…酱容易看到就不叫幽灵啦！) 也爱看报章，星洲日报”的副刊与周刊我最常看。有些人喜欢上网看部落格或新闻的报导，但我觉得常期使用会使我们的“灵魂之窗”受损，也浪费电源。书与报纸的分别，相信不用我来解释你们都晓得。大家好！我，就是我！我是谁? 我是幽闲助威。




在现今的社会里，无论是成功或失败、输或赢已演变成社会病态的其中一种，还有就是环境污染、疾病、动物面临绝种，甚至连人类，相信往后的日子人口极度下降，老化现像偏高。(经济偏高，少生儿女) 全球暖化演唱会2007并不环保，在演唱会里，观众们跟着节奏欢呼，那气温、汗水将散发出更多的二氧化碳(CO2), 有人因晕倒而被送往医院急救，那又如何能降低全球的气温呢? 再循环，环保与电源节约是长远的计划，不是靠这些演唱会而为那些奸商带来巨款的收入，就如环保袋(低价买入，高价卖出) ，也提升了全球的气温。(刚开始不觉得有什么)我能做的就是少用电源及环保而已。虽然现今开始研究天然气、植物柴油、以及运用电子结构来代替汽车燃油，但生怕会影响经济通膨以及燃料要求过高，供不应求，物价高涨[不健康征状] ，天然气和电子汽车勉强过得去。


天文学家也积极地在研究其他星球的地理，望移民至其他星球，我生怕像[余过]的故事里所说的，有钱，有身份地位的人才可移民。不希望那天的到来！(真的不希望) 。副刊曾刊登过日本机构运用垃圾堆的臭味来发电，就像水力、风力、及太阳能发电一样，废物利用(勉强过关，虽然我不是理科班出身)。不开辟受保护森林，多种植物，焚烧煤炭及土地，导致暂时性病状，如呼吸困难，哮喘病节节上升。每年就像季节的到来，一年一次，政府还出手援助印尼消灭烟雾与火患事件，我看了头顶都在冒烟！) 。别以为老外都是好人，战争后，因此留下后遗症，有些城市已被称为[死城] ，污染成份可导致死亡。也因战争后影响了后代的发育成长，有些人发育不正常，如长不高，残缺等征状出现，现在好多了。老外及日本人爱吃生食，但这种现象已导致众多人因此得了脑癌，韩国人爱吃泡菜，中国人、本地人爱吃快餐，泰国人爱吃味道很酸很甜的食物，印度更把甜味发挥到极点，无甜不欢，而有些人吃到超重进院治疗，这是社会病态-疾病，这是你们向往、或梦寐以求的吗? 我的言论不是讽刺，我只想问问，你输得起吗?




( 我不晓得，Not my business，不会发生在我身上的。。。Sheet !! )

人真笨！

人真笨！生命无常，却还在为臭钱卖命。
金钱乃无用玩具，山珍海味是臭死人尿尿，
豪宅跟本就是垃圾场。
为这一切却不要命。真笨！


Some people are stupid !


Lifes is not like playing games (can have restart button for lifes replay).Still we get dying for “Priorities, Powers & Moneys".


Those thing (Moneys,Powers) is just like in a monopoly’s games
(Have it today,gone on the next day).


U love those foods,right? But U won’t realize that,“foods”has been “decorated”,in the Dimensions that U want/like to see…


And the worst part is…! Those houses are just as yr “Garbage Factories”,smells good...



Still we love it ! How can we be so stupid ?!!

未婚时

未婚时，我像匹无缰绳的野马，无拘无束多逍遥。
婚后，为家里小口，不得不舍马做牛，多凄凉！
老时，再也无能做牛做马，为物尽其用，只好呆家看孙子。






When we ‘re still young,we are just like a horse,getting here & there,feel so freedom about that.




After getting married,the “horse” ‘ll change it’s personality,into a cow. (more concern about jobs & family than their freedom.So bad…)




At last,when we are getting older,those younger people may think “We” are just being burden for them.So,I ‘ll give them a Will. ( The word is :“U all are just “Kanasaidesu !!!” )




So…will U be joining them for “Kanasai Association” ??? Think about it.
( Don’t know what the “Kanasai” means? Use yr sence to understood. )










Not yet Ending...


Enjoy

请注意：

请注意：
当天空下雨，我第一个落跑;
火焕在蔓延，我会大声笑;
当您买保险，祝您会中糟;
请生气，血管才会暴！
以上是神经癜死台(电视台)的报导，祝平安健康。




Please be attention!
When someday the sky is raining,I ’ll be the 1st person running back home.




When fire is getting burning on,I’ll laugh at it.




If U buy an insurance,I hope U ‘ll get insured (faster ‘ll be better).












































Please get angry,U ‘ll be death quickly...


This news is reported by Nonsence Tv Station .Send my regards to all of U.




( Already said that I'm nonsence,how could U still get angry of those words? Please don’t try this at HOME ！！！)






( Meaning we can do it at the outside,b'cos it is not at "Home" )

最近好烦！

最近好烦！
不小心吃掉手机，号码也被干掉；
肠胃离家出走，只剩半条人命。
帮帮我！
请回复我的SMS，留下您的名字，
好让我记得您，
带您上路。。。




So much of things happens recently:




Getting lost of my mobilephone,all phone numbers got missing.




and my health is getting weaker & weaker,just like I’m standing in between of the “Hell & Heaven ”




Could U do me a favor?
















Please reply my SMS,leave it yr lovely name to me.


























So that I can "Remember" who U are…and hope U can be with me…